- Dean’s Meals means deals.
- Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
- Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
- Did Doug dig Dick’s garden or did Dick dig Doug’s garden?
- Diligence dismisseth despondency
- Do drop in at the Dewdrop Inn.
- Do thick tinkers think?
- Does this shop sport short socks with spots?
- Don’t pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.
- Don’t spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring next spring.
- Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
- Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.
- Draw drowsy ducks and drakes.
- Dust is a disk’s worst enemy.