- A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
- A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.
- A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern, And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern, Said: “I’m a bitter biter bit, alack!”
- A bloke’s bike back brake block broke.
- A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits
- A canner can can anything that he can, But a canner can’t can a can, can he?
- A certain young fellow named Beebee Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe “But,” he said. “I must see What the minister’s fee be Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee”
- A cheap ship trip.
- A cricket critic A black bug’s blood Irish wristwatch Legend tripping Liril
- A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
- A cupcake cook in a cupcake cook’s cap cooks cupcakes.
- A dozen double damask dinner napkins.
- A fat thrush flies through thick fog.
- A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, “Let us fly!” Said the fly, “Let us flee!” So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
- A fly and flea flew into a flue, said the fly to the flea ‘what shall we do?’ ‘let us fly’ said the flea said the fly ‘shall we flee’ so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
- A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
- A gentle judge judges justly.
- A haddock! A haddock! A black-spotted haddock! A black spot On the black back Of a black-spotted haddock!
- A knapsack strap.
- A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street. “Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?” “No, I’m aluminiuming ’em, Mum”
- A laurel-crowned clown.
- A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
- A lump of red leather, a red leather lump
- A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.
- A missing mixture measure.
- A mother to her son did utter “Go, my son, and shut the shutter” “The shutter’s shut” the son did utter “I cannot shut it any shutter!”
- A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.
- A pack of pesky pixies.
- A pessimistic pest exists amidst us. Knife and a fork bottle and a cork that is the way you spell New York. Chicken in the car and the car can go, that is the way you spell Chicago.
- A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed.
- A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
- A purely rural duel truly plural is better than a purely plural duel truly rural.
- A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.
- A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thunk the stump stunk, And the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
- A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
- A smart fella, a fella smart. It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart
- A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail
- A tree toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad’s heart, For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn’t please her whim. From her tree toad bower With her three-toed power The she-toad vetoed him.
- A truly rural frugal ruler’s mural.
- A turbot’s not a burbot, for a turbot’s a butt, but a burbot’s not.
- A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor “Is it tougher to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?”
- A twister of twists once twisted a twist. and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist. now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist, would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists
- A woman to her son did utter, “Go my son, and shut the shutter.” “The shutter’s shut,” the son did utter, “I cannot shut it any shutter.”
- Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, He thrusts his fists against the posts, And still insists he sees the ghosts.
- Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!
- Alice asks for axes.
- All I want is a proper cup of coffee Made in a proper copper coffee pot. You can believe it or not, But I just want a cup of coffee In a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots Or iron coffee pots Are of no use to me. If I can’t have A proper cup of coffee In a proper copper coffee pot, I’ll have a cup of tea!
- Aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum
- Am I and Amy aiming anemic anemonies on my many enemies?
- Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
- An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.
- An undertaker undertook to under take an undertaking. The undertaking that the undertaker undertook was the hardest undertaking the undertaker ever undertook to undertake.
- Ann and Andy’s anniversary is in April.
- Announcement at Victoria Station, London: Two to two to Tooting too!
- Any noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
- Ape Cakes, Grape Cakes.
- Are our oars oak?
- Argyle Gargoyle
- As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate, the greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes, they’re great!
- As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
- Awful old Ollie oils oily autos.
- As the roaring rocket rose, the restless roosters rollicked.