- Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.
- Larry sent the latter a letter later.
- Lesser weather never weathered lesser wetter weather.
- Lily ladles little Letty’s lentil soup.
- Lisa laughed listlessly.
- Listen to the local yokel yodel.
- Literally literary.
- Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike’s.
- Local yokel jokes.
- Lonely lowland llamas are ladylike.
- Lovely lemon liniment.
- Love’s a feeling you feel when you feel you’re going to feel the feeling you’ve never felt before.
- Luke’s duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke’s duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
- Luther’s sleuthing’s useless truth.
- If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose? He chooses Sue’s shoes since Sue’s shoes are smooth, so Sue sews Sue’s shoes shut so the shoes that Sue sews shut are shoes that Sue shows.
- Betty better butter Brad’s bread before Brad butters Betty’s bitter butter with Brad’s bread, because Brad’s bread butters better with Betty’s bitter butter.
- I thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.
- Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. If Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, then Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?
- Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not, whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot, we’ll weather the weather whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.